Mail Order Bride

Oct 31, 2003

1h 24m

★ 4.2

Overview

Nobody likes to be made a fool of, especially no the mafia. So, when it comes to light that a number of men from The Mob in New York have fallen for a Russian mail-order bride, who has blatantly ripped each of them off, their boss is not impressed. In fact, Tony Santini thinks the only way to prove that you shouldn't mess with the mob is to send his nephew to Russia to bring back the beautiful but manipulative Nina.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Drama

Romance

Thriller

Production Companies

Baxter Films

Evolving Productions

Relativity Pictures

Mail Order Bride Trailers

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Cast

Tony Santini

Danny Aiello

Anthony Santini

Robert Capelli Jr.

Nina

Ivana Miličević

Tootie

Vincent Pastore

Tommy

Artie Lange

Ivan

Slava Schoot

Jackie the Viking

Jackie Martling

Gina

Marilyn J. Papa

robber

Raymond Serra

No. 1 Guy in Russian Mafia

Aleksandr Yakovlev

Pavel

Steven Ogg

driver

Yuriy Dumchev

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