Wagons East!

Aug 16, 1994

1h 47m

★ 4.9

They came. They saw. They changed their minds.

Overview

After the 1860s Wild West, a group of misfit settlers - including ex-doctor Phil Taylor, prostitute Belle, and homosexual bookseller Julian - decide they cannot live in their current situation in the west. They hire a grizzled alcoholic wagon master by the name of James Harlow to take them on a journey back to their hometowns in the East.

Genres

Adventure

Comedy

Western

Production Companies

Carolco Pictures

Outlaw Productions

Goodman/Rosen Productions

Wagons East N.V.

Wagons East! Trailers

Cast

James Harlow

John Candy

Phil Taylor

Richard Lewis

Julian

John C. McGinley

Belle

Ellen Greene

Ben Wheeler

Robert Picardo

John Slade

Ed Lauter

Zeke

William Sanderson

Little Feather

Rodney A. Grant

Constance Taylor

Melinda Culea

Billy

Lochlyn Munro

Smedly

Ethan Phillips

Gen. Larchmont

Charles Rocket

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