We're Talkin' Serious Money

May 8, 1992

1h 31m

★ 5.0

They could risk their lives in the scam of the century or they could get real jobs. Tough choice.

Overview

A couple of bumbling con men go on the lam when they can't repay a loan from the mob.

Genres

Crime

Comedy

Production Companies

CineTel Films

We're Talkin' Serious Money Trailers

Cast

Sal

Dennis Farina

Charlie

Leo Rossi

Valerie

Fran Drescher

Connie

Cynthia Frost

Gino "the Grocer"

John LaMotta

Frankie "the Beast"

Peter Iacangelo

Joey Eggs

Anthony Powers

Cop #1

Lou Bonacki

Cop #2

John Cade

Rosemarie

Catherine Paolone

Michael

Robert Costanzo

Rosemarie's Son

John Josef Spencer

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