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Patchwork

May 21, 2008

★ 2.0

Overview

Plump Jana is a single mother. She's not looking for a man at all, she assures us during speed dating, but she can't take her eyes off a handsome guy. Her friend Grit snatches him from under her nose, but Jana doesn't let up. Daniel is soon on the hook and even moves in with her stepdaughter, but keeps his distance. When Jana tries to force the situation by getting pregnant, she promptly achieves the opposite. But then the children run away.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

ORF

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Cast

Jana Martinez

Gabriela Maria Schmeide

Daniel Rothenburg

Fritz Karl

Xenia Napolitano-Freitag

Maria Schrader

Roberto Martinez

Oscar Ortega Sánchez

Grit

Sophie Rois

Walli

Petra Berndt

Thommi

Nicholas Ofczarek

Frauenarzt Dr. Möbius

Stefan Merki

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