Beans

May 5, 2000

1h 45m

★ 7.2

Overview

The duty of taking the tax return forms of the villagers to the big city is assigned to a naive young guy. The villagers trust him, and hand their tax return forms to him. Taking the forms along with the lunchbox full of beans his mother cooked for him, he's underway. But he meets some weird people on the way, who also run into some other weird people, and things start to follow an unexpected path for everyone involved, bringing hillarious moments along.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

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Cast

Genç Erkek

Selim Erdoğan

Genç Kız

Elvin Beşikçioğlu

İş Adamı

Bülent Kayabaş

Sutsuz

Burak Sergen

Baba

Taner Barlas

Sutlu

Haluk Özenç

Fedai

Gürkan Uygun

Kutay Köktürk

Bilge Dede

Haluk Bilginer

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