The Legend of Barney Thomson

Jul 24, 2015

1h 36m

★ 6.1

Overview

Barney Thomson, awkward, diffident, Glasgow barber, lives a life of desperate mediocrity and his uninteresting life is about to go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, as he enters the grotesque and comically absurd world of the serial killer.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

Trinity Works Entertainment

Latitude Media

Sigma Films

The Legend of Barney Thomson Trailers

Cast

Barney

Robert Carlyle

Cemolina

Emma Thompson

Holdall

Ray Winstone

Detective Inspector June Robertson

Ashley Jensen

James Henderson

James Cosmo

Chief Superintendent McManaman

Tom Courtenay

MacPherson

Kevin Guthrie

Chris

Martin Compston

Wullie

Stephen McCole

Detective Sergeant Sam Jobson

Samuel Robertson

Charlie

Brian Pettifer

Bingo caller

Paul Ellard

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