Bimbo Movie Bash

Jun 24, 1997

1h 20m

★ 3.0

A squadron of outer space bimbos decide to take revenge on the male chauvinists of Earth.

Overview

This movie is a great compilation of the very silliest clips from some of the most awful "bimbo movies" of the past twenty years. It is laughably cheap. The only things added are some subtitles, dubing, and music. Made up from such fine films as "Assault of the Killer Bimbos". They are stringed together to form a "plot" about aliens. Lots of pointless nudity, but it is somewhat well-paced. Stay for the final credits, which the narrator narrates.

Genres

Comedy

Science Fiction

Horror

Production Companies

Surrender Cinema

Bimbo Movie Bash Trailers

Cast

Dr. Dorn

Ian Abercrombie

Dr. Kurtz

Adrienne Barbeau

Amanda

Michelle Bauer

Xena

Roxanne Blaze

Rena

Sara Suzanne Brown

Dr. Ackerman (archive footage)

Troy Donahue

Joe (archive footage)

Joe Estevez

Camella Swales

Morgan Fairchild

Jim (archive footage)

Bill Maher

Lulu

Elizabeth Kaitan

Sally / Spider

Linnea Quigley

Shala / Taffy

Brinke Stevens

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4.8

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6.2

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