Baptists at Our Barbecue

Oct 8, 2004

1h 32m

★ 7.0

262 mormons, 262 baptists, heaven help us.

Overview

"Baptists at Our Barbecue" is the comedic story of the small town of Longwinded, USA, a divided, feuding town of 262 Mormons and 262 Baptists. It's also a love story, about one man who will try anything to end the ridiculous feud, bring the town together, and keep the peace-loving girl of his dreams from leaving town.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Halestorm Entertainment

Blue Crow Productions

Mirror Films

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Cast

Tartan Jones

Dan Merkley

Charity

Heather Beers

Bob

Dane Stevens

Orvil

Michael Anthony Christian

Conroy Hatch

Frank Gerrish

Wynona Wingate

Micaela Nelligan

Rich

Charles Halford

Willie

Ryan A. Lucas

Tartan's Mom

Jan Broberg Felt

Sister Lynn

Melany Wilkins

Fern

Bernie Diamond

Clark Bender

Steve Anderson

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