Play-Mate of the Apes

Feb 26, 2002

1h 29m

★ 3.9

Overview

Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.

Genres

Science Fiction

Comedy

Production Companies

Seduction Cinema

E.I. Independent Cinema

Play-Mate of the Apes Trailers

Cast

Commander Gaylor

Erin Brown

Uvula

Darian Caine

Dr. Cornholeous

Debbie Rochon

Lt. Pushkintucushkin

Anushka Garin

Lt. Fornication

Sharon Engert

Barbarian Queen

Shelby Taylor

Captain Laid

John Bacchus

Heston

John Paul Fedele

Ape

Pete Jacelone

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