Never Met Picasso

Jan 1, 1996

1h 41m

★ 3.8

Family Trees, Twisted Roots

Overview

Still living at home with his avant-garde actress mother, constantly rejected by art schools, and without a lover, aspiring painter Andrew decides to enter a contest in hopes of winning a six month stay in Kenya. Though things aren't great for Andrew, neither are they wonderful for his lesbian friend Lucy who constantly bickers with her lover Ingrid. Lucy complicates Andrew's life when she introduces him to the suspicious-looking, enigmatic Jerry.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Romance

Production Companies

Mighty Reel Productions

Scout Productions

Never Met Picasso Trailers

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Cast

Andrew Magnus

Alexis Arquette

Lucy

Georgia Ragsdale

Genna Magnus

Margot Kidder

Jerry

Don McKellar

Larry

Keith David

Uncle Alfred

Alvin Epstein

Ingrid

Omewenne

Mailwoman

Diane Beckett

Poetry Slammer

Craig Hickman

Jack

David Levine

Paul

John O'Callaghan

Marc

Jody O'Neil

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