Dios los cría

Sep 15, 1953

1h 30m

★ 5.9

Overview

Mrs. Nínive Cánovas Cannesi (Marshall) comes back from a long tour visiting Europe and not even realizes that her house is being inhabited by two jobless and homeless bandits (Tin Tán and Tun Tún) with master keys who had been living there worry free. They all share the house for a period of time, unknowingly to each other, in a series of well crafted and perfectly timed scenes where Catita and Tin Tán can be in the same room without seeing each other... When Tin Tán notices her presence, poses as the help, intercepting the real employees and sending to the north pole, literally. So now that Catita has them at her service, she can take time for her real goal, the foundation of a House for old people so they can live happy until the day they die, but Tin Tán and Tun Tún keep getting in her way and complicating everything...

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Producciones Cinematográficas Valdés

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Cast

Tin Tan

Germán Valdés

Nínive Canovas Canesi

Niní Marshall

Licenciado Trinquete

Marcelo Chávez

Tun Tun

José René Ruiz

Lupe

Celia Viveros

Asistente de licenciado

Juan García

Ramón

Ramón Valdés

Representante de agencia

Rafael Estrada

Invitada a fiesta

Elvira Lodi

Invitado a fiesta (uncredited)

Carlos Robles Gil

Transeúnte (uncredited)

Armando Acosta

Miembro de comité (uncredited)

Daniel Arroyo

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