Lazer Team

Jan 27, 2016

1h 42m

★ 5.5

Mankind's darkest hour needs our brightest team.

Overview

Four losers are thrust into the position of saving the world when they stumble upon a UFO crash site and become genetically equipped to the battle suit on board.

Genres

Comedy

Science Fiction

Action

Production Companies

Rooster Teeth Productions

Lazer Team Trailers

Cast

Hagan

Burnie Burns

Woody

Gavin Free

Zach

Michael Jones

Herman

Colton Dunn

Mindy

Alexandria DeBerry

Adam

Alan Ritchson

Colonel Emory

Steve Shearer

Officer Vandenbloom

Kirk C. Johnson

General Cale

Benjamin Scott

Murdoch

Johnny Walter

Franksen

Chris Demarais

Bean

Jeremy St. James

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Knowing

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6.7

Repo Man

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Race to Witch Mountain

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5.9

Anita and Me

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6.9

Ultimate Avengers: The Movie

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6.3

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Summer School

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6.6

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3.9

Alien Apocalypse

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7.4

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