Duck! The Carbine High Massacre

Oct 26, 1999

1h 42m

★ 4.1

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To School...

Overview

Derwin and Derick, Neo-Nazis, plan to commit a school shooting and kill themselves after a sick joke by school jocks.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Horror

Crime

Production Companies

Factory 2000

THR Productions

Saturn's Core Audio & Video

Duck! The Carbine High Massacre Trailers

Cast

Derwin

William Hellfire

Derick

Joey Smack

Bible Girl

Erin Brown

Play Girl

Lilly Tiger

Car Kid

Chris Perez

Retard

Henry Krinkle

Spam Jock

Mikey Ovum

Benchpress

Ryan Trimmer

Afro-American

Kendall 'Shorty' Ward

Song Girl

Marie Mazur

Goth Boy

Mike Ronor

Goth Girl

Liz Bathory

The film revolves around Claire, a kind soul who resents having to enforce the law at all times, and Jay, an angry Traffic Officer who loves his job, being the perfect outlet for his anger and frustrations. Coming both from a place of despair and loneliness, Jay and Claire meet and engage in a tumultuous relationship which will eventually teach them that love can spread redemption.

5.5

Highway

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4.3

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4.2

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Apr 16, 2008

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5.6

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3.3

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6.6

Garage

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4.9

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6.2

Beyond the Law

Apr 22, 1993

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6.3

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5.7

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7.4

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Jan 20, 1950

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6.8

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6.5

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5.9

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2.9

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4.3

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6.7

Child's Play

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5.6

The King Is Alive

May 11, 2000

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