Duck! The Carbine High Massacre

Oct 26, 1999

1h 42m

★ 3.8

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To School...

Overview

Derwin and Derick, Neo-Nazis, plan to commit a school shooting and kill themselves after a sick joke by school jocks.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Horror

Crime

Production Companies

Factory 2000

THR Productions

Saturn's Core Audio & Video

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Cast

Derwin

William Hellfire

Derick

Joey Smack

Bible Girl

Erin Brown

Play Girl

Lilly Tiger

Car Kid

Chris Perez

Retard

Henry Krinkle

Spam Jock

Mikey Ovum

Benchpress

Ryan Trimmer

Afro-American

Kendall 'Shorty' Ward

Song Girl

Marie Mazur

Goth Boy

Mike Ronor

Goth Girl

Liz Bathory

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3.1

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5.3

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5.7

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7.1

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7.4

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5.1

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5.9

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6.5

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7.0

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5.4

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7.1

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6.1

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5.8

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5.8

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6.5

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7.3

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Duck! The Carbine High Massacre

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