The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Sep 18, 2008

0h 10m

★ 6.7

IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

Overview

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Chaotic Rampage American Pictures

Richard Gale Films

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Cast

Jack Cucchiaio

Paul Clemens

The Doctor

Michael James Kacey

The Mystic

Fay Kato

The Girlfriend

Melissa Paladino

The Murderer

Brian Rohan

Narrator (voice)

Richard Gale

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