The Coed and the Zombie Stoner

Apr 18, 2014

1h 31m

★ 3.8

Sex, drugs and the walking dead

Overview

When a sorority girl falls in love with a zombie, it's only a matter of time before a zombie apocalypse is unleashed on campus. The sorority girl discovers that weed is the cure. Now, she must smoke out the whole school before it's too late.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

The Asylum

The Coed and the Zombie Stoner Trailers

Cast

Chrissy

Catherine Annette

Bambi

Jamie Noel

Rigo

Grant O'Connell

Bunny

Dora Pereli

Bibi

Lena Young

Dr. Avon

Louis Dezseran

Ben Whalen

Spike

Andrew Clements

Professor Hagfish

Diane Chambers

Nurse Escandalo

Mindy Robinson

Librarian

Christine Nguyen

Brad

Aaron Caleb

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5.9

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7.0

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6.1

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7.5

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7.5

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7.1

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7.6

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7.5

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7.4

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7.3

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7.3

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6.1

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6.6

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6.6

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6.4

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6.9

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3.0

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7.3

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