Vapid Shallow Models Must Die

Jan 1, 2006

1h 31m

★ 1.0

Overview

When his dream of becoming a model is dashed, a pudgy, unattractive everyman takes gruesome revenge on the runway hotties he'd once hoped would be his high-fashion colleagues. Masquerading as a photographer, the humiliated (and mentally unhinged) loser lures his photogenic but vacuous victims into a deadly lair in this campy slasher flick starring Michael Haboush, Kate Crash, Stephen Molinaro and Jason North.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

777 Films Corporation

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Cast

B'Jesus

Mark Studner

Model Dominick

Stephen Molinaro

Model Milo

Jason North

Model Tiffani (as Tiffani Amber)

Tiffani-Amber DiGrazia

Model Storm Erickson

Adam Winchell

Model Kate Crash

Kate Crash

Hired Helper #1

Anthony Cozad

Hired Helper #2

Clinton Smith

Model Beau (as Paolo Carascon Jr.)

Paolo Carascon

Newscaster Kevin Schmidt

Arthur Huber

Digitz

Michael Haboush

Club Diva - emcee (as J'Von Shay Lucci)

J'Von Shay

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