Vapid Shallow Models Must Die

Aug 1, 2006

1h 31m

★ 1.0

Overview

When his dream of becoming a model is dashed, a pudgy, unattractive everyman takes gruesome revenge on the runway hotties he'd once hoped would be his high-fashion colleagues. Masquerading as a photographer, the humiliated (and mentally unhinged) loser lures his photogenic but vacuous victims into a deadly lair in this campy slasher flick starring Michael Haboush, Kate Crash, Stephen Molinaro and Jason North.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

777 Films Corporation

Vapid Shallow Models Must Die Trailers

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Cast

B'Jesus

Mark Studner

Model Dominick

Stephen Molinaro

Model Milo

Jason North

Model Tiffani (as Tiffani Amber)

Tiffani-Amber DiGrazia

Model Storm Erickson

Adam Winchell

Model Kate Crash

Kate Crash

Hired Helper #1

Anthony Cozad

Hired Helper #2

Clinton Smith

Model Beau (as Paolo Carascon Jr.)

Paolo Carascon

Newscaster Kevin Schmidt

Arthur Huber

Digitz

Michael Haboush

Club Diva - emcee (as J'Von Shay Lucci)

J'Von Shay

Life is tough on car fanatic Fred. As soon as he has convinced the beautiful hairdresser Tina, he wins an Opel Manta in a raffle and is rid of the lady immediately. From now on, Tina prefers to turn to the photographer Phil. He has what Fred always wanted: a Golf GTI. To make matters worse, he now has to listen to the mocking remarks of his fellow men at every traffic light. But Fred doesn't give up. He finally finds support in the Manta Club. In a big race he finally wants to put his rival GTI-Phil in his place.

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