Two Tickets to Paradise

Jan 1, 2006

1h 30m

★ 5.3

Good Friends...Good Times...Great Seats!

Overview

Three guys on the verge of forty begin to realize all the best things in their lives happened before they were twenty. A spontaneous road trip adventure gives them a chance to balance the ledger

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Scrudge LLC

Two Tickets to Paradise Trailers

Cast

Mark

John C. McGinley

Billy McGriff

D. B. Sweeney

Kate

Moira Kelly

Melville

Ed Harris

Barbosa

M.C. Gainey

jason klein

Paul Hipp

Mr. Hewson

Pat Hingle

Jade

Tanya Mayeux

Stan

Ned Bellamy

Worker

Tyrone Hicks

Chris Rose

Lazy Pete

Tim Parati

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5.3

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5.9

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6.4

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4.7

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