Never Too Young to Die

Jun 13, 1986

1h 32m

★ 4.5

Action: Bond style. Beauty: Vanity style. Hero: American style.

Overview

Secret agent Drew Stargrove is brutally murdered by the ruthless hermaphrodite gang leader Velvet Von Ragnar. The murdered secret agent's son, Lance Stargrove is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing world of secret agents and espionage when he seeks revenge. Danja Deerling teams up with Lance as his sidekick and love interest.

Genres

Adventure

Action

Drama

Production Companies

Charter Entertainment

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Cast

Lance Stargrove

John Stamos

Danja Deering

Vanity

Velvet Von Ragnar

Gene Simmons

Drew Stargrove

George Lazenby

Riley

Robert Englund

Cliff

Peter Kwong

Pyramid

Ed Brock

Arliss

John Anderson

Sacrificed Punkette

Tara Buckman

Barton

Curtis Taylor

Coach Madsen

Jon Greene

Grady

Tim Colceri

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