Australian Pie

May 1, 2005

1h 26m

★ 2.0

The comedy that proves size does matter.

Overview

Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. Fortunately the recent death of a porn star makes a transplant possible and with the help of his crazy friends Jono just might get laid again.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

rayon productions

Australian Pie Trailers

Cast

Jono Smith

Ed Kavalee

Shane

Paul Hester

Fiona

Aphrodite Vuitton

Mandy

Joanne Ashton

Dale

Xavier Fernandez

Charlene

Erin Anne Gray

Professor Brothers

Sandy Gutman

Girl 1

Joanne Bentley

Girl 2

Gabrielle Bradley

Girl 3

Aimee Swan

Internet Girl

Terri Worthington

Mary-Anne

Amelia Ryan

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