Bitch Slap

May 16, 2009

1h 49m

★ 4.8

Prepare to get slapped...

Overview

Three bad girls - a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer, and a corporate powerbroker - arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort and steal $200 million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin.

Genres

Drama

Action

Comedy

Thriller

Crime

Production Companies

Bombshell Pictures

IM Global

Bitch Slap Trailers

Cast

Trixie

Julia Voth

Hel

Erin Cummings

Camero

America Olivo

Mother Superior

Lucy Lawless

Rawhide

Zoë Bell

Hot Wire

William Gregory Lee

Gage

Michael Hurst

Mr. Phoenix

Kevin Sorbo

Sister Batrill

Renée O'Connor

Deputy Fuchs

Ron Melendez

Kinki

Minae Noji

MacDaddy

Dennis Keiffer

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