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Two Old Tars

Oct 20, 1913

0h 14m

★ 0.0

Overview

Two old tars, retired from service, live alone in a cottage by the sea. They sail along on an even keel, until a buxom and comely widow projects herself on the scene when one old tar breaks one of their unwritten laws and falls in love with her. The other old fellow objects strenuously.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Keystone Film Company

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Cast

First Old Tar

Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle

Second Old Tar

Nick Cogley

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