Dead on Appraisal

Mar 1, 2014

1h 22m

★ 4.2

A Realtor must sell a house where every new resident dies under strange circumstances.

Overview

Real estate agent John Dante has a problem. He's stuck with a house he can't sell. Despite his best efforts, he can't seem to overcome the house's past and the macabre tales that precede it in this haunting anthology. In the first story, THE MORNING AFTER, a group of friends wake up from the party of a lifetime to find a nightmare in the form of the worst bug invasion any homeowner has ever seen. Then there's Freddie Cooper and his band, FREDDIE AND THE GOBLINS; a tale of how Freddie's band mates try to kick him out and get caught up in the young singer's growing psychosis. With his hopes of selling the house fading, John is horrified to hear the story of Robbie, a young veteran of the war in Iraq, who returns home to live with his father Brad in FATHER LAND. Something isn't right, though, as Robbie's dark secret slowly bubbles to the surface. As the house's dark past comes to life, John becomes weary and is convinced the house is cursed and unsellable.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Science Fiction

Production Companies

Infested Films

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Cast

Jerry / Freddie / Felix / Stu (segments "The Morning After" and "Freddie and the Goblins" and "Closing Costs") (voice)

Zack Fahey

John Dante (segment "Closing Costs")

Mike Pfaff

Sarah (segment "Closing Costs")

Marguerite Insolia

Chuck / Detective Williams (segments "The Morning After" and "Freddie and the Goblins" and "Closing Costs")

Anthony Berhle

Brad (segment "Father Land")

James Howell

Darryl (segment "The Morning After")

R. Daniel Long

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Dead on Appraisal

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