Bad Johnson

May 2, 2014

1h 28m

★ 4.6

Say hello to his little friend.

Overview

With women practically throwing themselves at him, Rich can’t control himself. But he continually blames his penis, which seems to have a mind of its own. After ruining yet another promising relationship with Jamie, Rich has finally had enough and wishes his penis would just leave him alone. The next morning, Rich wakes up to find his wish has come true and his johnson is no longer on his body.

Genres

Comedy

Fantasy

Romance

Production Companies

2DS Productions

Roman Empire

Bad Johnson Trailers

Cast

Rich Johnson

Cam Gigandet

Rich's Penis

Nick Thune

Lindsay Young

Katherine Cunningham

Josh Nelson

Kevin Miller

Emily

Jessica Joy

Samantha

Katie Rich

Kimi

Holly Houk

Jamie

Jamie Chung

Former Best Friend

Bradley Grant Smith

Strip Club Patron

George Lako

Doctor

Meg Thalken

Mother

Karen Woditsch

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