Mobsters and Mormons

Sep 9, 2005

1h 33m

★ 6.7

The only thing they had in common. . . was the family.

Overview

When Carmine “The Beans” Pasquale is nabbed by the FBI, he decides to testify against his mafia boss and go into the Witness Relocation Program with his wife Gina and son Vincent. Now known as George, Linda and Patrick Cheeseman, the Pasquale family is sent to suburban Utah to begin their new life. But can the “Cheesemans” survive in a world where everyone is Mormon, all coffee is bad and scrapbooking reigns supreme?

Genres

Comedy

Action

Production Companies

South Jersey Productions

Mobsters and Mormons Trailers

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Cast

Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale / George Cheeseman

Mark DeCarlo

Gina Pasquale / Linda Cheeseman

Jeanette Puhich

Vincent Pasquale / Patrick Cheeseman

Clayton Taylor

Michael Jaymes

Scott Christopher

Kate Jaymes

Britani Bateman

Julie Jaymes

Olesya Rulin

Louise Means

Jan Broberg

Agent Tuttle

John E. Moyer

Angello Marcello

Michael Kagan

Jackie

Jay Acovone

Little Nicky

Joe Maruzzo

Rocco

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