The Women's Club

Jan 2, 1987

1h 26m

★ 1.0

Think of what you love most. Now think of doing it ten times a day.

Overview

Patrick is a struggling screenwriter who takes a second job as a male prostitute. He is supposed to write by day and do right by his lonely clientele at night, but he develops writer's block. When Patrick decides to draw from his amorous experiences as inspiration for his next screenplay, the women conspire to prevent it.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Patrick

Michael Paré

Angie

Maud Adams

Carlos

Eddie Velez

Drunk

Peter Adamson

Cooper (as Larry Butler)

G. Larry Butler

Food Lady

Kathryn Christopher

Cali

Dotty Coloroso

Women's Club Lady

Cynthia Harris

Cat Burglar

Jill Jones

Actress (as Regina Kreuger)

Regina Krueger

The Editor

Pat Mahoney

Fashion Show Woman

Pam Ward

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