Carry On Matron

May 5, 1972

1h 27m

★ 6.2

The Carry On team serve up another 'prescription' of hilarious comedy!!!

Overview

A gang of thieves plan to make their fortune by stealing a shipment of contraceptive pills from Finisham maternity hospital. They assume disguises and infiltrate the hospital, but everything doesn't go according to plan. The hypochondriac consultant Sir Bernard Cutting, Matron and the doctors and nurses at Finisham have a habit of getting in the way.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

The Rank Organisation

Carry On Matron Trailers

Cast

Sid Carter

Sid James

Sir Bernard Cutting

Kenneth Williams

Dr. Francis A. Goode

Charles Hawtrey

Mrs. Tidey

Joan Sims

Matron

Hattie Jacques

Ernie Bragg

Bernard Bresslaw

Cyril Carter

Kenneth Cope

Dr. Prodd

Terry Scott

Nurse Susan Ball

Barbara Windsor

Mr. Tidey

Kenneth Connor

Sister

Jacki Piper

Freddy

Bill Maynard

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