The Cosmos on the Commode

Dec 19, 2008

1h 40m

★ 5.2

Overview

Four comedic episodes framed within the story of a tyrannical Zen master and his two hapless disciples.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Medusa Film

A.Gi.Di.

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Cast

Puk / Aldo / Beniamino / Portrait / Aldo

Aldo Baglio

Master Tsu' Nam / Giovanni / Mario / Portrait / Giovanni

Giovanni Storti

Pin / Giacomo / Father Bruno / Portrait / Giacomo

Giacomo Poretti

Aldo's wife / Marie Antoniette

Silvana Fallisi

Giacomo's wife (Temperatura basale)

Sara D'Amario

Lady with an Ermine

Victoria Cabello

Napoléon Bonaparte

Sergio Bini Bustric

la suocera di Aldo (Milano beach)

Luciana Turina

Giacomo's wife (Milano Beach)

Cinzia Massironi

Giovanni's wife (Milano beach)

Debora Villa

Agente Polizia Municipale

Federica Cifola

Mario

Alfredo Colina

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