Eulogy for a Vampire

Oct 23, 2009

1h 47m

★ 4.0

He Wanted Him ... Alive or DEAD!

Overview

A handsome young drifter is found unconscious near a remote monastery, where he joins forces with a vengeful spirit as he seduces and converts each of the monks to join his league of the undead.

Genres

Horror

Production Companies

Willing Suspension Films

Eulogy for a Vampire Trailers

Cast

Florian

Ryan G. Metzger

Young Anthony

Sal Bardo

Father Anthony

Wilson Hand

Brother Matthew

Darin Guerrasio

Rafael

Damacio Ruiz

Father Lars

David McWeeney

Sebastian

Angelo Tursi

Eric

Craig Philip Lumsden

Stefano

Nate Steinwachs

Mr. McGee

Shawn Hollenbach

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