Portraits of Women

Feb 6, 1970

1h 30m

★ 5.1

Overview

Finnish porn movie producer Pertsa returns from America to his home country to continue his profession with hopelessly small budgets and incompetent casts and crews. A self-ironic satire about director Donner's scandalous fame in late 1960s Finland, notorious for a graphic long shot of his penis pointing northeast.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

Jörn Donner Productions

FJ-Filmi

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Cast

Pertti 'Pertsa'

Jörn Donner

Saara Suominen

Ritva Vepsä

Liisa

Kirsti Wallasvaara

Jussi

Aarre Elo

Ulla Carlsson

Marianne Holmström

Sven Pettersson

Henrik Granö

Peter von Spaak (uncredited)

Jaakko Talaskivi

Producer (uncredited)

Lennart Lauramaa

Schoolboy (uncredited)

Hannu Oravisto

Actress (uncredited)

Heli Sakki

Film Crew Member (uncredited)

Pirjo Honkasalo

Special Effects Man (uncredited)

Anssi Mänttäri

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