Carry On Up the Khyber

Feb 12, 1968

1h 28m

★ 6.5

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Overview

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khybar pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe, but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas—he wants all the British dead. But his troops fear the 'skirted-devils, who are rumoured not to wear any underwear.

Genres

Adventure

Comedy

Production Companies

Peter Rogers Productions

Rank Organisation, The

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Cast

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond

Sid James

Private Widdle

Charles Hawtrey

Bungdit Din

Bernard Bresslaw

Khasi of Khalabar

Kenneth Williams

Captain Keene

Roy Castle

Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond

Joan Sims

Brother Belcher

Peter Butterworth

Sergeant Major MacNutt

Terry Scott

Princess Jelhi

Angela Douglas

The Fakir

Cardew Robinson

Major Shorthouse

Julian Holloway

Private Ginger Hale

Peter Gilmore

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