Dick Figures: The Movie

Sep 16, 2013

1h 13m

★ 6.1

Red and Blue and Awesome All Over!

Overview

Two best friends, Red and Blue, risk everything to find the greatest treasure of all time.

Genres

Action

Adventure

Animation

Fantasy

Comedy

Science Fiction

Production Companies

Mondo Media

Six Point Harness

Remochoso

Dick Figures: The Movie Trailers

Cast

Red / Raccoon / Cpt. Crookygrin / Son-san / Mr. Dingleberry / Mama-san / Wife-san / Grandson-san / Japanese School Girl / 8-Bit Gelato Bene / Nep-Dawg / Jacques Bon / Zeus (voice)

Ed Skudder

Blue / Narrator / Trollz0r / Shaw (voice)

Zack Keller

Lord Takagami (voice)

Eric Bauza

Lord Tourettes (voice)

Ben Tuller

Pink (voice)

Shea Logsdon

Broseph (voice)

Mike Nassar

Chad-Gendarmerie (voice)

Chad Quandt

Stacy (voice)

Lauren Kay Sokolov

Umbrella Salesman (voice)

Nick Ainsworth

Zack Keller / Nikos (voice)

Nick Keller

Bully / Dock Worker #2 (voice)

Brock Gallagher

Ghetto Cutter / French Cutter (voice)

John Dusenberry

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5.4

The Marksman

Sep 6, 2005

When Chechen rebels take over a Russian nuclear reactor, it’s up to a special ops marksman to rescue the hostages and prevent nuclear catastrophe.

6.3

Alice's Restaurant

Aug 20, 1969

After getting kicked out of college, Arlo decides to visit his friend Alice for Thanksgiving dinner. After dinner is over, Arlo volunteers to take the trash to the dump but finds it closed for the holiday, so he dumps the trash in the bottom of a ravine. This act of littering gets him arrested and sends him on a bizarre journey.

5.7

Up!

Oct 1, 1976

Adolf Hitler is hiding out in California under the identity of Adolf Schwartz; however, he is soon murdered by a mysterious assailant. This coincides with the arrival of a mysterious woman in a nearby town. Whatever the case might be, nobody seems interested in investigating the crime, but there are many who are interested in her.

5.4

Black Snake

Mar 28, 1973

On a 19th century Caribbean island, slaves revolt against their beautiful and sadistic mistress.

6.8

L'Âge d'or

Nov 28, 1930

The film consists of a series of tightly interlinked vignettes, the most sustained of which details the story of a man and a woman who are passionately in love. Their attempts to consummate their passion are constantly thwarted, by their families, by the Church and bourgeois society in general.

5.5

Cherry, Harry & Raquel!

Nov 26, 1969

In a small border town, a sheriff and his 'associate', involved in an operation in which they divert marijuana through the border, must kill another smuggler who has gone into business for himself.

4.8

Deadly Prey

Nov 2, 1987

A group of sadistic mercenaries led by Col. John Hogan kidnap Michael Danton from his home, and set him loose on the grounds of their secret camp to be used as training for new recruits. Danton has been called the "most perfect killer ever." Now, he'll have to prove it again. This prey has become DEADLY!

6.4

The Jackal

Nov 14, 1997

Hired by a powerful member of the Russian mafia to avenge an FBI sting that left his brother dead, a psychopathic hitman known only as The Jackal proves an elusive target for the people charged with the task of bringing him down: a deputy FBI director, a Russian MVK Major, and a jailed IRA terrorist who can recognize him.

5.9

Zardoz

Feb 6, 1974

In the far future, a savage trained only to kill finds a way into the community of bored immortals that alone preserves humanity's achievements.

6.5

Smokin' Aces

Dec 9, 2006

When a Las Vegas performer-turned-snitch named Buddy Israel decides to turn state's evidence and testify against the mob, it seems that a whole lot of people would like to make sure he's no longer breathing.

5.7

Side Effects

Mar 7, 2005

America! Built on a better pill. Karly Hert has spent the last ten years selling drugs. Legally, that is. Karly is a pharmaceutical sales representative. She sells pills to doctors. She makes lots of money. She has a company car. She has a nice fat expense account. But there's a growing pit in Karly's stomach. Something isn't right behind the scenes at big pharma. Based on the director's decade working directly for the industry.

5.8

The Gunman

Feb 16, 2015

Eight years after fleeing the Congo following his assassination of that country's minister of mining, former assassin Jim Terrier is back, suffering from PTSD and digging wells to atone for his violent past. After an attempt is made on his life, Terrier flies to London to find out who wants him dead -- and why. Terrier's search leads him to a reunion with Annie, a woman he once loved, who is now married to an oily businessman with dealings in Africa.

3.7

Ejecta

Sep 24, 2014

Two men witness an unexplainable event in the sky as a historic solar storm approaches, and they try to survive as a terrifying life form hunts them.

5.8

Love and Other Disasters

Sep 9, 2006

Flighty Emily "Jacks" Jackson works for the British edition of Vogue magazine. Rather than pursue a relationship, Jacks regularly hooks up with her devoted ex-boyfriend, James Wildstone, and lives with Peter Simon, a gay screenwriter. When Jacks meets Argentinian photographer's assistant Paolo Sarmiento, she assumes he is gay and tries to bring him and Peter together, unaware that Paolo is straight and in love with her.

0.0

Blackness

Apr 9, 2014

After using a new drug and the weird trip he experienced, something has changed in young and beautiful Peter. But its 2021. and nobody seems to care.

7.8

Paprika

Oct 1, 2006

When a machine that allows therapists to enter their patient's dreams is stolen, all hell breaks loose. Only a young female therapist can stop it and recover it before damage is done: Paprika.

1.5

Autostop-Lustreport

Apr 19, 1974

The Italian driver Caruso, who usually secretly spoils the daughter of his boss, Oskar Schnell, is sent on the trip with his buddy Klaus. However, the boss doesn't suspect a bit that the two make plenty of erotic stops.

1.0

The Games Schoolgirls Play

Dec 14, 1972

Among his friends in the imperial Austro-Hungarian army, young lieutenant Ferdinand has the reputation of being a real Casanova. Unfortunately for our friend, this reputation is far from the truth, for in reality he has never had any sexual experience at all. The night before his wedding, he decides to go to a brothel where the Madame will introduce him to the joys of life...

Cast

Red / Raccoon / Cpt. Crookygrin / Son-san / Mr. Dingleberry / Mama-san / Wife-san / Grandson-san / Japanese School Girl / 8-Bit Gelato Bene / Nep-Dawg / Jacques Bon / Zeus (voice)