Dick Figures: The Movie

Sep 16, 2013

1h 13m

★ 6.0

Red and Blue and Awesome All Over!

Overview

Two best friends, Red and Blue, risk everything to find the greatest treasure of all time.

Genres

Action

Adventure

Animation

Fantasy

Comedy

Science Fiction

Production Companies

Mondo Media

Six Point Harness

Remochoso

Dick Figures: The Movie Trailers

Cast

Red / Raccoon / Cpt. Crookygrin / Son-san / Mr. Dingleberry / Mama-san / Wife-san / Grandson-san / Japanese School Girl / 8-Bit Gelato Bene / Nep-Dawg / Jacques Bon / Zeus (voice)

Ed Skudder

Blue / Narrator / Trollz0r / Shaw (voice)

Zack Keller

Lord Takagami (voice)

Eric Bauza

Lord Tourettes (voice)

Ben Tuller

Pink (voice)

Shea Logsdon

Broseph (voice)

Mike Nassar

Chad-Gendarmerie (voice)

Chad Quandt

Stacy (voice)

Lauren Kay Sokolov

Umbrella Salesman (voice)

Nick Ainsworth

Zack Keller / Nikos (voice)

Nick Keller

Bully / Dock Worker #2 (voice)

Brock Gallagher

Ghetto Cutter / French Cutter (voice)

John Dusenberry

America! Built on a better pill. Karly Hert has spent the last ten years selling drugs. Legally, that is. Karly is a pharmaceutical sales representative. She sells pills to doctors. She makes lots of money. She has a company car. She has a nice fat expense account. But there's a growing pit in Karly's stomach. Something isn't right behind the scenes at big pharma. Based on the director's decade working directly for the industry.

6.5

Get Shorty

Oct 20, 1995

Chili Palmer is a Miami mobster who gets sent to L.A. to collect a bad debt from Harry Zimm, a Hollywood producer who specializes in cheesy horror films. When Chili meets Harry's leading lady, the romantic sparks fly. After pitching his own life story as a movie idea, Chili learns that being a mobster and being a Hollywood producer really aren't all that different.

6.1

A Life Less Ordinary

Oct 24, 1997

A couple of angels, O'Reilly and Jackson, are sent to Earth to make sure that their next supervised love-connection succeeds. They follow Celine, a spoiled rich girl who has just accidentally shot a suitor and, due to a misunderstanding, is kidnapped by janitor Robert. Although Celine quickly frees herself, she stays with Robert for thrills. O'Reilly and Jackson pursue, hoping to unite the prospective lovers.

7.0

Ronin

Sep 25, 1998

A briefcase with undisclosed contents – sought by Irish terrorists and the Russian mob – makes its way into criminals' hands. An Irish liaison assembles a squad of mercenaries, or 'ronin', and gives them the thorny task of recovering the case.

6.3

Meet the Feebles

Aug 12, 1989

Heidi, star of the "Meet The Feebles Variety Hour" discovers her lover Bletch the Walrus is cheating on her. And with all the world waiting for the show, the assorted co-stars must contend with drug addiction, extortion, robbery, disease, drug dealing, and murder.

6.6

Dark Habits

Oct 3, 1983

After her drug pusher boyfriend overdoses on heroin, a cabaret singer finds refuge from the authorities in a convent for fallen women.

7.1

What Have I Done to Deserve This?

Oct 25, 1984

A henpecked housewife ekes out a meager existence, surrounded by a host of colorful characters: her ungrateful husband, her delinquent sons, her headstrong mother-in-law, and her sex worker neighbor, among others.

5.7

Love and Other Disasters

Sep 9, 2006

Flighty Emily "Jacks" Jackson works for the British edition of Vogue magazine. Rather than pursue a relationship, Jacks regularly hooks up with her devoted ex-boyfriend, James Wildstone, and lives with Peter Simon, a gay screenwriter. When Jacks meets Argentinian photographer's assistant Paolo Sarmiento, she assumes he is gay and tries to bring him and Peter together, unaware that Paolo is straight and in love with her.

2.8

Mad Cow

May 17, 2010

A crazed scientist creates a half-man, half-cow creature which goes on the rampage at an African game lodge.

6.7

Brotherhood of the Wolf

Jan 31, 2001

In 18th century France, the Chevalier de Fronsac and his Native American friend Mani are sent by the King to the Gevaudan province to investigate the killings of hundreds by a mysterious beast.

8.5

Dino Bone

Aug 5, 2021

After seeing a suggestive fossil of two dinosaurs "getting it on," an anxious father tells his curious son a series of little white lies to avoid having "The Talk."

3.8

Love Hotel - Full Service

Aug 19, 1979

A very hot young man is discovered by his father in very compromising circumstances with the servant and decides send him to spend a vacation with his mother. The boy, against his will, obeys and stays at the hotel that runs his progenitor and that is really a brothel. The son starts there a true love marathon because it is so well endowed sexually that it is a phenomenon. The usual hotel guests fall as you show before their rare and unstoppable abilities. His performances will be prodigious.

6.7

The Ferpect Crime

Sep 10, 2004

A playboy has the tables turned on him when he finds himself being used as a plaything by an undesirable woman.

6.7

Scanners

Jan 14, 1981

After a man with extraordinary, and frighteningly destructive, telepathic abilities is nabbed by agents from a mysterious rogue corporation, he discovers he is far from the only possessor of such strange powers. Some of the other “scanners” have their minds set on world domination, while others are trying to stop them.

6.2

Sniper

Jan 29, 1993

Tough guy Thomas Beckett is a US Marine working in the Panamanian jungle. His job is to seek out rebels and remove them using his sniper skills. Beckett is notorious for losing his partners on such missions. This time he's accompanied by crack marksman Richard Miller.

4.8

Ants in the Pants 2

Mar 13, 2002

In the sequel of "Ants in the Pants" we again meet Flo and his friends.

6.2

Double Impact

Jul 31, 1991

Jean Claude Van Damme plays a dual role as Alex and Chad, twins separated at the death of their parents. Chad is raised by a family retainer in Paris, Alex becomes a petty crook in Hong Kong. Seeing a picture of Alex, Chad rejoins him and convinces him that his rival in Hong Kong is also the man who killed their parents. Alex is suspicious of Chad, especially when it comes to his girlfriend.

Cast

Red / Raccoon / Cpt. Crookygrin / Son-san / Mr. Dingleberry / Mama-san / Wife-san / Grandson-san / Japanese School Girl / 8-Bit Gelato Bene / Nep-Dawg / Jacques Bon / Zeus (voice)