Jewtopia

Apr 26, 2012

1h 30m

★ 4.6

The story of a gentile who wants to marry a Jewish girl... so he'll never have to make another decision.

Overview

Smitten with a Jewish woman, a gentile asks his Jewish pal to advise him on how to act like a member of the community.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Oops Doughnuts Productions

Tooley Productions

Jewtopia Trailers

Cast

Christian O'Connell

Ivan Sergei

Alison Marks

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Adam Lipschitz

Joel David Moore

Hannah Daniels

Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Buck O'Connell

Peter Stormare

Dennis Lipschitz

Jon Lovitz

Bruce Daniels

Tom Arnold

Sala Khan

Elaine Tan

Rebecca Ogin

Crystal Reed

Young Adam Lipschitz

Austin Abrams

Dr. Sutton

Lin Shaye

Marci Marks

Wendie Malick

In this riot of frantic disguises and mistaken identities, Victor Pivert, a blustering, bigoted French factory owner, finds himself taken hostage by Slimane, an Arab rebel leader. The two dress up as rabbis as they try to elude not only assasins from Slimane's country, but also the police, who think Pivert is a murderer. Pivert ends up posing as Rabbi Jacob, a beloved figure who's returned to France for his first visit after 30 years in the United States. Adding to the confusion are Pivert's dentist-wife, who thinks her husband is leaving her for another woman, their daughter, who's about to get married, and a Parisian neighborhood filled with people eager to celebrate the return of Rabbi Jacob.

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