I Sell the Dead

Aug 7, 2008

1h 25m

★ 6.0

Never trust a corpse.

Overview

18th century justice catches up with a pair of grave robbers. With only a few hours to go before his date with the guillotine, Arthur Blake tells his life story to Father Francis Duffy. Before long, Arthur spills the beans on how he got started in the grim corpse peddling business with seasoned ghoul Willie Grimes.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Horror

Production Companies

Glass Eye Pix

I Sell the Dead Trailers

Cast

Arthur Blake

Dominic Monaghan

Willie Grimes

Larry Fessenden

Father Duffy

Ron Perlman

Dr. Vernon Quint

Angus Scrimm

Fanny Briers

Brenda Cooney

Ronnie

Joel Marsh Garland

Cornelius Murphy

John Speredakos

Young Arthur Blake

Daniel Manche

Vampire

Heather Robb

Maisey O'Connell

Eileen Colgan

Jack Flood

Aidan Redmond

Old Man

James Godwin

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