The Lumberjack of All Trades

Jun 9, 2006

1h 11m

★ 6.0

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Overview

Mark the Lumberjack is a woodsman with a bad temper and an even worse drinking problem. The Prospector, a gold-hunting old man awakens a monster within the hills. Sheriff Hanson and Deputy Allen, prove themselves incapable of handling the monster. The fate of the town falls into the hands of Mark and his rag-tag group of rebels: Brick McPherson the strong arm with an insatiable appetite, Greasy Joe the mechanic and Brick's sidekick, and Winston the old war veteran who can find the humor in any situation. Can this team of troublemakers take down the savage beast that is ravaging the town?

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Dimension 5 Productions

Troma Entertainment

The Lumberjack of All Trades Trailers

Cast

Mark the Lumberjack

Ken Johnson

Brick McPherson

The Chris Bosies

Greasy Joe

Sammy Barnes

Winston

Warren Bloodsworth Jr.

The Prospector

Bob Connelly

Bunky

Don Atkinson

Sam Bucket

Matt Ripa

Bob Bucket

John Taylor

Bill Bucket

Josh Taylor

Sheriff Hanson

Graham Caldwell

Deputy Allen

Kurt Ludwick

The Doc

Jim King

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