Tank

Mar 16, 1984

1h 53m

★ 5.7

A tank a day keeps the law away.

Overview

After relocating his family - and his prized restored Sherman tank - to a small Georgia town, Sargeant Major Zack Carey butts heads with the local sheriff. Zack doesn't agree with the ways of the local police, and when the sheriff goes after Zack's son, it's time for Zack to roll out the Sherman tank and wage a little war of his own.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Universal Pictures

Lorimar Motion Pictures

Tank Trailers

Cast

Zack

James Garner

LaDonna

Shirley Jones

Billy

C. Thomas Howell

Elliott

Mark Herrier

General Hubik

Sandy Ward

Sarah

Jenilee Harrison

Deputy Euclid

James Cromwell

Sergeant Tippet

Dorian Harewood

Sheriff Buelton

G. D. Spradlin

Mess Sergeant

John Hancock

Sgt. Wimofsky

Guy Boyd

T.V. Reporter #1

Dan Albright

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