Elvira's Haunted Hills

Oct 31, 2002

1h 30m

★ 5.5

Evil. Terror. Lust.

Overview

The setting is Carpathia. The year is 1851. When Elvira gets kicked out of an Inn for a slight monetary discrepancy, she is rescued by a local who takes her to stay at the castle in the hills high above the village. The fact that she happens to resemble the count's former "missing" wife opens a can of worms or two.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Media Pro Pictures

Elvira's Haunted Hills Trailers

Cast

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

Cassandra Peterson

Zou Zou

Mary Jo Smith

Lord Vladimere Hellsubus

Richard O'Brien

Lady Ema Hellsubus

Mary Scheer

Dr. Bradley Bradley

Scott Atkinson

Lady Roxanna Hellsubus

Heather Hopper

Adrian

Gabi Andronache

The English Gentleman

Jerry Jackson

The Innkeeper

Theodor Danetti

The Maid

Lucia Maier

The Coachman

Constantin Cotimanis

The Butler

Mark Pierson

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