Cemetery Man

Mar 25, 1994

1h 43m

★ 6.9

Zombies, guns and sex, OH MY!!!

Overview

Cemetery watchman, Francesco Dellamorte, is tasked with dispatching the recently deceased when they rise from their graves.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Audifilm

Urania Film

KG Productions

Le Studio Canal+

Cemetery Man Trailers

Cast

Francesco Dellamorte

Rupert Everett

Gnaghi

François Hadji-Lazaro

She

Anna Falchi

Marshall Straniero

Mickey Knox

Valentina Scanarotti

Fabiana Formica

Doctor Vercesi

Clive Riche

Claudio's Girlfriend

Katja Anton

Magda

Barbara Cupisti

Franco

Anton Alexander

New Mayor Civardi

Pietro Genuardi

Claudio's Mother

Patrizia Punzo

Mayor Scanarotti

Stefano Masciarelli

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