Student Bodies

Aug 7, 1981

1h 26m

★ 5.3

At last the world's first comedy horror movie.

Overview

This zany send-up of teen slasher flicks features a maniacal psycho known as the Breather, who stalks –and murders– promiscuous students at a suburban high school. The fanatical killer's unusual weapons include paper clips, blackboard erasers and eggplants.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Paramount Pictures

Student Bodies Trailers

Cast

Toby Badger

Kristen Riter

Hardy

Matthew Goldsby

Mr. Dumpkin

Joe Flood

Miss Mumsley

Mimi Weddell

Principal Peters

Joe Talarowski

Dr. Sigmund

Carl Jacobs

Football Coach

Oscar James

Joan

Robyn Flanery

Nurse Krud

Janice E. O'Malley

Ms. Van Dyke

Peggy Cooper

Scott

Kevin Mannis

Patti

Sara Eckhardt

Brian Cohen is an average young Jewish man, but through a series of ridiculous events, he gains a reputation as the Messiah. When he's not dodging his followers or being scolded by his shrill mother, the hapless Brian has to contend with the pompous Pontius Pilate and acronym-obsessed members of a separatist movement. Rife with Monty Python's signature absurdity, the tale finds Brian's life paralleling Biblical lore, albeit with many more laughs.

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