Carry On Constable

Feb 22, 1960

1h 26m

★ 6.2

Oh! What a Carry On When that Crazy Bunch Join the Police Force

Overview

With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station. With help from Special Constable Gorse, they manage to totally wreck operations of the police force and let plenty of criminals get away, even before they arrive at the station. They all have to prove themselves or else they'll be out of a job and Sgt. Wilkins will be transferred.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Peter Rogers Productions

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Cast

Sergeant Frank Wilkins

Sidney James

Inspector Mills

Eric Barker

Constable Charlie Constable

Kenneth Connor

Special Constable Timothy Gorse

Charles Hawtrey

Constable Stanley Benson

Kenneth Williams

Constable Tom Potter

Leslie Phillips

Policewoman Gloria Passworthy

Joan Sims

Sergeant Laura Moon

Hattie Jacques

Sally Barry

Shirley Eaton

Constable Thurston

Cyril Chamberlain

Mrs. May

Joan Hickson

Willie's Mother

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