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Commander Badass

Jun 23, 2011

0h 7m

★ 5.2

The greatest action movie, you'll never see!

Overview

Commander Badass is about a no-holds-bar, guns a' blazing, shoot first ask questions later renegade cop aptly named: Commander Badass. 'Watch' as he saves the mayor and the entire city in his fight against zombie ninjas, lesbian robot pirates, missile-riding skeletons, and more! Commander Badass is the the greatest action short film you can never see. Your eyes cannot handle the awesome or they would melt right out of your head. Written by Jacob "Boom Shadow" Tirey

Genres

Action

Comedy

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Cast

Commander Badass

Colin Roche-Dutch

Chief Wayne Hooper

Thomas Wilson

Rookie Cop

Matthew Bertrand

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Commander Badass

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