The Art of the Steal

Sep 20, 2013

1h 30m

★ 6.2

It takes a great artist to pull off the perfect con.

Overview

Crunch Calhoun, a third-rate motorcycle daredevil and part-time art thief, teams up with his snaky brother to steal one of the most valuable books in the world. But it's not just about the book for Crunch — he's keen to rewrite some chapters of his own past as well.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Darius Films

Entertainment One

Téléfilm Canada

Astral Media

The Weinstein Company

Stage 6 Films

The Art of the Steal Trailers

Cast

Crunch Calhoun

Kurt Russell

Nicky Calhoun

Matt Dillon

Francie

Jay Baruchel

'Uncle' Paddy MacCarthy

Kenneth Welsh

Guy de Cornet

Chris Diamantopoulos

Lola

Katheryn Winnick

Interpol Agent Bick

Jason Jones

Samuel Winter

Terence Stamp

Ponch

Devon Bostick

Ginger

Karyn Dwyer

Carmen

Joe Pingue

Dirty Ernie

Stephen McHattie

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