Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

Jun 9, 1972

1h 26m

★ 5.3

You're Invited To Orville's "Coming-Out" Party... It'll Be A Scream... YOURS!!

Overview

Six actors go to a graveyard on a remote island to act out a necromantic ritual. The ritual works, and soon the dead are walking about and chowing down on human flesh.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

Geneni Film Distributors

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things Trailers

Cast

Alan

Alan Ormsby

Val

Valerie Mamches

Jeff

Jeff Gillen

Anya

Anya Ormsby

Paul

Paul Cronin

Terry

Jane Daly

Roy

Roy Engleman

Emerson

Robert Philip

Winns

Bruce Solomon

Caretaker

Alecs Baird

Orville Dunworth

Seth Sklarey

Ghoul

Bob Sherman

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