I Hate Valentine's Day

Jun 27, 2009

1h 38m

★ 5.3

Overview

A love story set in Manhattan, where a florist who abides by a strict five-date-limit with any man finds herself wanting more with the new restaurateur in town.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

I Hate Vday Productions

ICB Entertainment Finance

My Bench Productions

I Hate Valentine's Day Trailers

Cast

Genevieve Gernier

Nia Vardalos

Greg Gatlin

John Corbett

Brian Blowdell

Jason Mantzoukas

Dan O'Finn

Judah Friedlander

Tammy Greenwood

Zoe Kazan

Bill

Stephen Guarino

Bob

Amir Arison

Cal

Gary Wilmes

John

Mike Starr

Kathy Jeemy

Rachel Dratch

Tim the Delivery Guy

Jay O. Sanders

Edie

Suzanne Shepherd

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