If You Don't Stop It...You'll Go Blind!!!

Feb 1, 1975

1h 20m

★ 4.1

A super low brow comedy

Overview

A series of vignettes, usually of a crude sexual nature, from various not so well known comedians combining to make a hilarious spoof.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Topar

Dauntless Productions

If You Don't Stop It...You'll Go Blind!!! Trailers

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Cast

Big Al / Bellboy / Busy Waiter

George Spencer

Woman with Voracious Appetite / Marianne Cleavage, TV Jack-Pot Contestant

Jane Kellem

Various Characters

Uschi Digard

Man Rescuing Captive Woman (as Pat Wright)

Patrick Wright

Hilton Banks

Garth Pillsbury

Morris Goldberg / Fruit Peddler

Herb Graham

Alan Sinclair

Awards Emcee

Pat McCormick

Himself

Keefe Brasselle

Maria Arnold

(as Tali Cochrane)

Tallie Cochrane

Sex Clinic Survey Girl

Sandy Dempsey

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