Alpine Passion

Mar 21, 1974

1h 27m

★ 3.4

Overview

Village elders attempting to upgrade their village status to 'Marktgemeinde' - which for some unexplained reason would resolve their financial difficulties. To achieve this they need to increase the number of village inhabitants...

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Lisa Film

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Cast

Hedda

Elisabeth Volkmann

Roberto Ravioli

Rinaldo Talamonti

Moni

Catharina Conti

Spaletti

Jürgen Feindt

Rosl Ploderer

Ulrike Butz

Vroni

Elisabeth Felchner

Sepp Ploderer

Willy Harlander

Old Kogler

Hans Terofal

Emma

Carlamaria Heim

Servant

Erich Tomek

Kathi Ploderer

Puppa Armbruster

Otto (uncredited)

Achim Neumann

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