If a Thousand Clarinets

Jan 26, 1965

2h 16m

★ 7.3

Overview

A military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by TV station. And soon the military base becomes a stage for huge TV show.

Genres

Comedy

Music

Fantasy

Production Companies

Filmové studio Barrandov

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Cast

Tereza

Jana Brejchová

Patrik

Waldemar Matuška

Edita

Hana Hegerová

Klaudia

Eva Pilarová

Benjamin

Karel Gott

parašutista

Jiří Suchý

parašutista

Jiří Šlitr

chovanka

Pavlína Filipovská

Jana

Jana Malknechtová

Nicolas

Jiří Jelínek

pluk. Helmuth

Vlastimil Brodský

ministr

Martin Růžek

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