The Diamond Peddlers

Jan 29, 1976

1h 45m

★ 6.4

Overview

Bumbling crooks Butch and Toby pose as priests in order to elude being arrested by the authorities in Africa. Butch and Toby deliver a statue of the Virgin Mary from Africa to Amsterdam. Unbenownst to the clueless duo, they're really smuggling diamonds. A group of equally inept mobsters give chase.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Matteo / Butch

Paul L. Smith

Simone / Toby

Antonio Cantafora

Morgan

Dominic Barto

Inspector Nelson

Jacques Herlin

Priest

Giuseppe Maffioli

Massimo

Riccardo Petrazzi

Mr. Robinson

Claudio Gora

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