'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?

May 27, 1973

0h 4m

★ 6.0

There's no need to make an abortion of it.

Overview

A production of Oxford Polytechnic for sponsor the Family Planning Association, this is an unreservedly hairy promotion of the prophylactic in avoiding unwanted pregnancies. A wave of period details situate the film in both time and milieu. The culture of its audience, 1970s students, is evoked and displayed via a mattress on the floor, an ethnic rug, the kilim bedpsread, homebrew jars, denim clothes and by hair: long hair, facial hair - beards. The main actors are dead ringers for the infamous cover stars of Alex Comfort's The Joy of Sex, published the year before.

Genres

Drama

Comedy

Production Companies

BFI

Oxford Polytechnic

'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? Trailers

No Trailers found.

Cast

Girl

Pip Springhail

Boy

Eelco De Jong

Female Assistant

Sue Stoodwell

Male Assistant

John Perkins

Originally thought of as the oldest surviving Greek feature film, before it was discovered that it wasn't released in 1924, but in 1927. Burlesque comedian Sfakianos, who had trained in France, stars as Villar. Villar gets a job at a dry cleaner’s and wanders through Athens. He makes one gaffe after the other and gets involved in various adventures.

5.9

And the Sea Will Tell

Feb 24, 1991

A wealthy couple (James Brolin and Deidre Hall) are killed on their yacht off the coast of a secluded South American island called Palmyra. The suspects are a hippyish pair (Hart Bochner and Rachel Ward) whom the rich folks had befriended. It’s fairly clear that the hippies were involved in the crime: The question is, did the man do it while the girl looked on helplessly, or was she a willing accomplice?

0.0

All is Calm

Nov 18, 2022

In a last ditch effort to save their failing marriage, a young couple venture to a remote mountain cabin where they are taken hostage by an escaped convict and his merciless younger brother.

4.3

Picture of Beauty

Mar 14, 2017

In an early 20th century village, a painter with an unusual commission finds two pretty girls two model for him. The girls slowly come of age while exploring their sexuality and finding liberation in a repressed society.

7.5

Marathon

Sep 20, 2007

Remake of the 2005 South Korean movie "Marathon", this special is about an autistic boy guided by his mother and his coach in training for a marathon.

6.5

A Rainy Day in New York

Jul 26, 2019

Two young people arrive in New York to spend a weekend, but once they arrive they're met with bad weather and a series of adventures.

7.3

Donald in Mathmagic Land

Jun 26, 1959

Disney used animation here to explain through this wonderful adventure of Donald how mathematics can be useful in our real life. Through this journey Donald shows us how mathematics are not just numbers and charts, but magical living things.

6.0

Trojan War

Sep 26, 1997

Brad is about to hook up with the girl of his dreams, but runs into a problem, no condom. So Brad sets out into the night to find one, running into many obstacles along the way, while not knowing his best friend, Leah is in love with him.

5.8

Grand Theft Parsons

Jun 18, 2004

There are times when it's right and proper to simply bury the dead. This is not one of those times... Gram Parsons was one of the most influential musicians of his time; a bitter, brilliant, genius who knew Elvis, tripped with the Stones and fatally overdosed on morphine and tequila in 1973. And from his dying came a story. A story from deep within folklore; a story of friendship, honour and adventure; a story so extraordinary that if it didn't really happen, no one would believe it. Two men, a hearse, a dead rock star, five gallons of petrol, and a promise. And the most extraordinary chase of modern times.

No Image Available

0.0

Konfrontace

Jan 1, 1975

No overview available.

5.3

Heart Attack

Jan 1, 1967

One of his first and the most famous undergrad shorts, which seems to forshadow the director's death. A prize winner at a film festival in Oberhausen, it does not bear any great resemblance to Wiszniewski's later films.It attempts to illustrate the subjective states of a character through expressionistic photography, hardcore jazz and associative editing.

0.0

Saying No

Sep 30, 1982

Saying No is an early 1980s educational film produced by Crommie & Crommie that, true to the title, presents a process for young women to successfully decline advances from the opposite sex.

4.0

The Treehouse

Sep 9, 2017

A fiery young couple may be as hot for each other as they are ill-suited. An astute look at the stormy passions and knotty intensity that make some relationships alluring to the point of being unbearable.

2.9

Man & Wife: An Educational Film for Married Adults

Aug 7, 1969

Hosted by some unnamed escapee from a twelve-step program, Man and Wife, moves from anatomy charts and Asian erotic art into actual footage of two couples demonstrating nearly fifty different sexual positions.

0.0

Dying Woods

Jan 1, 1987

While his marriage is falling apart, a cocky journalist is worried about environmental pollution.

2.0

Night of The Flowers

Aug 27, 1979

A hippie tells a story to his wife about four hedonists who lived in an old house. The hedonists pass their time discussing various topics and arguing. One night, a spirit haunts them and drives them insane. When the story is over, the hippie’s wife gives birth.

0.0

Blue Cow

Invalid Date

When his business partner retires, an overly-attentive cafe owner, embraces the challenge of working solo.

0.0

Inversion

Jun 18, 2021

A film about the complicated friendship of three adolescent girls, two swimming pools, and one malicious act of revenge.

'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?

Overview

Genres

Production Companies

'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? Trailers