'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?

May 27, 1973

0h 4m

★ 6.0

There's no need to make an abortion of it.

Overview

A production of Oxford Polytechnic for sponsor the Family Planning Association, this is an unreservedly hairy promotion of the prophylactic in avoiding unwanted pregnancies. A wave of period details situate the film in both time and milieu. The culture of its audience, 1970s students, is evoked and displayed via a mattress on the floor, an ethnic rug, the kilim bedpsread, homebrew jars, denim clothes and by hair: long hair, facial hair - beards. The main actors are dead ringers for the infamous cover stars of Alex Comfort's The Joy of Sex, published the year before.

Genres

Drama

Comedy

Production Companies

BFI

Oxford Polytechnic

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Cast

Girl

Pip Springhail

Boy

Eelco De Jong

Female Assistant

Sue Stoodwell

Male Assistant

John Perkins

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'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?

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