Two If by Sea

Jan 12, 1996

1h 36m

★ 4.9

A new comedy about love, laughter, and larceny

Overview

Frank O'Brien, a petty thief, and his 7-year-long girlfriend Roz want to put an end to their unsteady lifestyle and just do that last job, which involves stealing a valuable painting. Frank takes Roz to an island on the coast of New England, where he wants to sell the painting and also hopes that their sagging relationship will get a positive push back up. Not everything goes as planned.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Morgan Creek Entertainment

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Cast

Roz

Sandra Bullock

Francis 'Frank' O'Brien

Denis Leary

FBI Agent O'Malley

Yaphet Kotto

Evan Marsh

Stephen Dillane

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Beautiful Woman

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Marcy Kellerher

Jane Moffat

Fitzie

Mike Starr

Todd

Jonathan Tucker

Beano Callahan

Wayne Robson

Quinn

Michael Badalucco

Nanny

Angela Moore

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