9 Dead Gay Guys

Sep 19, 2003

1h 23m

★ 5.9

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Overview

The story of two lads from Belfast as they stumble their way through the London gay underworld in search of 'gainful employment'. This being the offering of sexual favours to older gay men in order to subsidise their respective giros. 9 Dead Gay Guys is a high-camp send-up of gay stereotypes.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

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Kenny

Glen Mulhern

Byron

Brendan Mackey

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Simon Godley

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Steven Berkoff

The Queen

Michael Praed

Donkey-Dick Dark

Vas Blackwood

Jeff's Wife

Carol Decker

Dick-Cheese Deepak

Abdala Keserwani

Nev

Leon Herbert

Father Ted

Steven Woodhouse

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